You can
scream here
GET IT OUT
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LET IT GO
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GET IT OUT ✦ LET IT GO ✦
I’m a professional
Anonymous listener
I AM NOT A THERAPIST
I will not offer:
advice
validation
any other forms of support
I am not qualified to:
diagnose
medicate
offer any kind of treatment plan
I will listen without:
judging
interrupting
responding
schedule your time to scream at someone today
NEW!
CALL, YELL AT A LIVE PERSON, GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM, MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE
SCREAMING TIME IS $1.00/MINUTE
Scheduling is subject to the Listener’s availability.
Screaming can be rescheduled should some bulls*it arise (and cause further need to scream). You will be issued a credit for any and all upfront payments to use for a future scheduled screaming session.
ALL SCREAMING SESSIONS ARE TO BE PAID UPFRONT UPON CONFIRMATION OF AN APPOINTMENT
HOW DOES A TYPICAL SESSION GO?
HERE’S AN OUTLINE OF A TYPICAL SESSION:
LISTENER:
Hello and thank you for booking this session.
You’re screaming time begins now.
*TIMER STARTS*
YOU:
[Top volume vocal relief of all woes, trials, tribulations, injustices, complaints, and general suffering]
*TIMER GOES OFF *
LISTENER:
We are at the end of our session. Thank you for screaming into The Void.
*CALL ENDS*
THIS IS THE SPACE FOR SCREAMING WITHOUT JUDGEMENT
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THIS IS THE SPACE FOR SCREAMING WITHOUT JUDGEMENT ✦
Listeners are permitted to end sessions early or deny access to scheduling appointments if Listeners determine any correspondence, conversation, or interaction to be abusive. Listeners determine what is considered abusive. Verbal, mental, and/or sexual abuse of any kind is not tolerated.
Refunds are denied if sessions are ended early, cancelled, or refused due to abusive behavior.
Listeners are not permitted to give advice, show signs of judgement of the person or situation being described, offer treatment plans, diagnose mental or emotional disorders or conditions. Screaming sessions do not count as and can not be considered therapy sessions.
Listeners will not comment on, react to, engage with, encourage, or offer opinions to anything that is stated in any way. The Listener’s only expectation is to listen, uninterrupted, and to begin and end sessions on time.
Should a Listener be late to an appointment for any reason, the time difference will be added to the end of the session to make up for the missed appointment time. Should a Screamer be late to an appointment, for any reason, the time will not be added to the end of the session because you choose how you use your appointment time. Extra time will not be given so as to avoid overstepping someone else’s session time.
If sessions are cancelled or missed by the Listener for any reason, you will be credited for the full amount of time that you have prepaid to be applied to a future session which will be scheduled as soon as possible.
Prices are non-negotiable. Our policies are non-negotiable.
Sessions are private and will not be used for advertising, social media content, or entertainment. By engaging with these services you are agreeing to our rules and regulations, which includes attempting to schedule any appointments.